RetroFit

A charity shop that restores and tailers clothing. Ideal for trying to find that retro look in a style that suits you. Employees would ideally be voluntary fashion students working purely for experience with perhaps a commission based approach to items they sell.

Clothes would be sold at similar prices to other charity shops, with proceeds going to a registered charity but a little extra would be added for the personal service.

To attract volunteers, each shop must establish a link with local universities or colleges and offer promotions that would suit the students. For example, any rags or clothing unsuitable for sale could be offered as material for their own use. The focus would very much be on their creativity.

Ant Hill Terminus

All aboard for the marching ranks
Your final hour is at hand
Take positions on your leaf-green ferry
And sail across to the washed out graveyard

Light is made of old lighbulbs.

When a lightbulb dies, the light inside gets trapped.

So you have to send it to the light factory where they break the bulb open and let the light out. Then they grind up the glass into tiny little bits like talcum power and blow it all into the air so it can bounce the light around.

You get new lightbulbs when the Sun lays an egg.

Here we go again.

The current races down the wire towards its goal. Everyday the same, completely unable to stray from its copper laden path. But its worth it for that one moment.

Soon.

Up ahead paths cross. So brief, yet so important. Every day when the send the signal, the slightest contact is made with a crossing wire. That regular crossing of paths makes the whole arrangement bareable. The anticipation, the potential and the thrill of the captured attention.

One day, our paths could run together.

Documentary on giants.

"It's been almost a decade since the first giants came down from the Himalayas now and integrated into our society. Tonight, we examine their impact on our world and ask: can we really keep sustaining more of these people?"

Giants came from underground after a catastrphic event forced them to the surface. For the first couple of years they travelled the world locating burried pockets of other giants and releasing them from hibernation.

Now they take on work previously undertaken by machines. Industrial excavation, working as cranes in docks and building sites, transporting large objects.

Some of them have been more creative in their approach to employment, offering themselves as a unique form of transport, theme park attraction or living sculpture.

But the amount of food they require has created a vast job market in itself. The wor'd resources are being streteched to their limit.

Darwinists are arguing that these giants are against nature. Without their devised method of hibernation, allowing them to sleep for thousands of years at a time without sustinance, they should have died out before humans became dominant.

Idea for music video spoof:

Violently Cheerful

Camera follows singer around. Sing punctuates lines with acts of random violence.

"The Sun is shining,
and I'm violently cheerful.
People all around me,
are a little bit fearful.

What's with all the people
who do nothing but frown?

Smile you grumpy bastard
or I'll knock you out
Smile you miserable sod
or I'll put you down

Cos it's
Such

A beautiful daaaaaaaay!"


-Break into silhoetted ipod style violence montage.
-repeat verse & chorus with montage of "beautiful day" shots: sniffing flowers, running fingers through corn etc...
-end on camera pulling out to reveal a wake of devastation