Girls don't like.

Girls don't like things I pretend they do.
My clothes don't impress. My hair is nothing special.
I talk like I'm drunk. I talk mainly about myself.
They don't care that I'm a vegan. My opinion has no impact.
When I stare off into space and pretend I'm thinking, they don't like that.
If I tried to play the troubled artist they'd like me even less.
Trying to prove I'm different, just be sitting quietly has no effect.
I tell myself I'm interesting but girls would never agree.

There's a poem in here somewhere!