Gomger is a salad lizard. He can only be found in the rarest of vegetable dishes around the Lincolnshire countrside.

It's no use searching for Gomger, he only appears in front of humans when lettuce supplies are critically low.

Legend has it, that if you catch Gomger and make him obedient, you will become the world's best salad tosser.

I think I know a few people that have come close.